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Thanks for the weapon
Reward for non-
existing service
Déjä-vu
Is it really so noble?
I told you so...
Based on correct
information...
Unfounded hatred
What's more important?
Humanity? Yeah, right!
Poetry scam(s), Part XIX
War against terrorism
Lost meaning
In jail for skipping class
Obligatory spam
Poetry scam(s), Part XVIII
Other reasons for visiting
Poetry scam(s), Part XVII
Poetry scam(s), Part XVI
Poetry scam(s), Part XV
Poetry scam(s), Part XIV
Poetry scam(s), Part XIII
Pointless
Poetry scam(s), Part XII
Private rules
Poetry scam(s), Part XI
Poetry scam(s), Part X
Requirements
Poetry scam(s), Part IX
Music maestro
Poetry scam(s), Part VIII
War victims...
Poetry scam(s), Part VII
Poetry scam(s), Part VI
Poetry scam(s), Part V
Poetry scam(s), Part IV
Bowling for Columbine
Poetry scam(s), Part III
Poetry scam(s), Part II
Back to the future
Crusade
Poetry scam(s), Part I
Mobile telephone unit
Compensation for life
Policy
Pim Fortuyn
Married
Sing sing-a-song
Law of gravity vs.
Murphy's Law
WAAAAAAAAAAAsabi!
Flight of our lives
Matter of priorities
Cultural difference
Dangerous visitor
Driving skills
3rd party activities
Well-trained
Stop: Police
Clean?
Criminal look
Bearsnack
MOOOOOOO...
!&#$%! !&%#.&W.#!!!
Do your job!
DRUPA 1995
Spit
Bon appetit
Candid
Reward for a good effort
Spread 'em!
Punch-line
Down, boy, DOWN!!
Nerves!
Smartass
Ghost in the door
Crack!
My own personal prison
Roadrunner
A U W I E P A U W I E !!!
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Poems and short stories © by Arno and Anna unless differently stated (Disclaimer).
February 2004
(if you drop in here straight, you need to read the previous parts first to get the whole picture. Start reading with Poetry scam(s), Part I.)
Ok, this was something that I HAD to share with you, because it's the most hilarious thing ever *grins*
Not that I'm a big fan of poetry.com (Duh! after XIX parts of this you should know better!), but I am frequently checking back on their website, to see if anything has happened, and to see if my (or rather Pietje Puk's) poetry is still up there, and if not, to add ofcourse five or six completely stupid poems just to keep their computers and their editors busy with scanning the files and sending me letters, hehehe. That would actually be a good plan, for everyone to just add something completely stupid to poetry.com's database. Imagine if five million poets all would add five or six poems with complete crap, that would overload the website for a bit, I think :o)
Anyway... This afternoon I had a little looksie again there, and guess what? They added this website to their list of Ultimate Poetry links. I remember looooong time ago, before I knew what poetry.com really was, I submitted the website, because I thought it would be an "honor" to be posted among their ultimate poetry links. And now that I'm posted there I find it hilarious, that they actually post a website that reveals their true intentions. Here's the link: wwwdotpoetrydotcom/links/linksmain.asp#O-P (I don't want to feed them a google link, so take the "dot" away from the link). Laugh along.
I'm sure that they don't actually read its contents, so I applied also for a ranking in their topsites, which includes a review of the website. I'm curious if I'm going to be posted and what their review will be...
Keep you posted... :o)

