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Thanks for the weapon
Reward for non-
existing service
Déjä-vu
Is it really so noble?
I told you so...
Based on correct
information...
Unfounded hatred
What's more important?
Humanity? Yeah, right!
Poetry scam(s), Part XIX
War against terrorism
Lost meaning
In jail for skipping class
Obligatory spam
Poetry scam(s), Part XVIII
Other reasons for visiting
Poetry scam(s), Part XVII
Poetry scam(s), Part XVI
Poetry scam(s), Part XV
Poetry scam(s), Part XIV
Poetry scam(s), Part XIII
Pointless
Poetry scam(s), Part XII
Private rules
Poetry scam(s), Part XI
Poetry scam(s), Part X
Requirements
Poetry scam(s), Part IX
Music maestro
Poetry scam(s), Part VIII
War victims...
Poetry scam(s), Part VII
Poetry scam(s), Part VI
Poetry scam(s), Part V
Poetry scam(s), Part IV
Bowling for Columbine
Poetry scam(s), Part III
Poetry scam(s), Part II
Back to the future
Crusade
Poetry scam(s), Part I
Mobile telephone unit
Compensation for life
Policy
Pim Fortuyn
Married
Sing sing-a-song
Law of gravity vs.
Murphy's Law
WAAAAAAAAAAAsabi!
Flight of our lives
Matter of priorities
Cultural difference
Dangerous visitor
Driving skills
3rd party activities
Well-trained
Stop: Police
Clean?
Criminal look
Bearsnack
MOOOOOOO...
!&#$%! !&%#.&W.#!!!
Do your job!
DRUPA 1995
Spit
Bon appetit
Candid
Reward for a good effort
Spread 'em!
Punch-line
Down, boy, DOWN!!
Nerves!
Smartass
Ghost in the door
Crack!
My own personal prison
Roadrunner
A U W I E P A U W I E !!!
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Poems and short stories © by Arno and Anna unless differently stated (Disclaimer).
Late spring 1990
We were doing some preparation test for the exams of the fourth year of highschool. Since I was never such an active student in highschool, just because everything was so obligated, I had chosen a package of courses that didn't take too much of my time. German language was one of them. I never had much problems with languages, it seemed to go pretty smooth. The German language test was a vocabulary test. We had to learn about 200 pages of words. It was exactly my kind of studying. Just cramming everything in my head. Straight on stupid learning.
I don't know, but I always had a bit of an impression that I had somewhat of a photographic memory, for words, but especially for numbers. Not completely, not air tight, of course, but it always went so easy.
Usually I'd always start learning a day before the exam, but this was a bit more to do, so I started two days before the exam. I stuffed everything in my head and was worryless the day of the exam.
We got the sheet with the exam on it and I started writing away. The whole exam took me about 40 minutes, but I was stuck on one particular word that I couldn't remember. It just wouldn't pop up in my mind anymore, yet I knew precisely where it was in the book; page number and place on the page. When it seemed to me that I really wasn't going to remember what it was, I wrote down as an answer:
"I can't possibly remember this word, but you'll find the answer on page 84, third word from the bottom."
A week later we got the test returned. When the teacher returned my paper, he threw me a grin and told me in a politically correct way that I was a smartass. My grade was a 9,4 (on the Dutch scale of 1-10) and I had four mistakes. The word that I couldn't remember and where I had put the page number of the book earned me still half a point...

