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Thanks for the weapon
Reward for non-
existing service
Déjä-vu
Is it really so noble?
I told you so...
Based on correct
information...
Unfounded hatred
What's more important?
Humanity? Yeah, right!
Poetry scam(s), Part XIX
War against terrorism
Lost meaning
In jail for skipping class
Obligatory spam
Poetry scam(s), Part XVIII
Other reasons for visiting
Poetry scam(s), Part XVII
Poetry scam(s), Part XVI
Poetry scam(s), Part XV
Poetry scam(s), Part XIV
Poetry scam(s), Part XIII
Pointless
Poetry scam(s), Part XII
Private rules
Poetry scam(s), Part XI
Poetry scam(s), Part X
Requirements
Poetry scam(s), Part IX
Music maestro
Poetry scam(s), Part VIII
War victims...
Poetry scam(s), Part VII
Poetry scam(s), Part VI
Poetry scam(s), Part V
Poetry scam(s), Part IV
Bowling for Columbine
Poetry scam(s), Part III
Poetry scam(s), Part II
Back to the future
Crusade
Poetry scam(s), Part I
Mobile telephone unit
Compensation for life
Policy
Pim Fortuyn
Married
Sing sing-a-song
Law of gravity vs.
Murphy's Law
WAAAAAAAAAAAsabi!
Flight of our lives
Matter of priorities
Cultural difference
Dangerous visitor
Driving skills
3rd party activities
Well-trained
Stop: Police
Clean?
Criminal look
Bearsnack
MOOOOOOO...
!&#$%! !&%#.&W.#!!!
Do your job!
DRUPA 1995
Spit
Bon appetit
Candid
Reward for a good effort
Spread 'em!
Punch-line
Down, boy, DOWN!!
Nerves!
Smartass
Ghost in the door
Crack!
My own personal prison
Roadrunner
A U W I E P A U W I E !!!
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Poems and short stories © by Arno and Anna unless differently stated (Disclaimer).
May 2003
(if you drop in here straight, you need to read the previous parts first to get the whole picture. Start reading with Poetry scam(s), Part I.)
DINGDINGDINGDINGDING!!! We have a WINNER!!! :o)
Today I visited my dear poetry.com again.
I wanted to check how it was with Pietje Puk's unique visioned, talented skilled poetry that I had put up there.
My poem "Whooopsie" (I haven't put that on this site, because its quality would take the quality of this site down to a level equal to poetry.com *grins*, but if you desperately want to read it, go check on poetry.com and search for Pietje Puk) had been deleted for the third time and I resubmitted it for the fourth time just now. I actually get the impression that they do read some of the poetry you submit.
(NOTE!! with "a level equal to poetry.com" I definitely do NOT mean that the poetry on poetry.com is necessarily bad. I don't judge the quality of the poetry that is posted on that site).
But not all, because the other poem I put there, "Poor Victims", is featured in Eternal Portraits Series, scheduled for release in summer 2003 (in case you want to give it a try to order it through your regular book store *ahem*, the ISBN number is 0-7951-5227-2 and it costs only 59.95 $ plus post and package and handling etc. etc.
Oh, but if you buy TWO copies, it'll cost you only 50 $ a piece!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Sorry, I need to go to the toilet. I'm gonna pee in my pants...
TO BE CONTINUED!
Continue with Poetry scam(s), Part X.

