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Thanks for the weapon
Reward for non-
existing service
Déjä-vu
Is it really so noble?
I told you so...
Based on correct
information...
Unfounded hatred
What's more important?
Humanity? Yeah, right!
Poetry scam(s), Part XIX
War against terrorism
Lost meaning
In jail for skipping class
Obligatory spam
Poetry scam(s), Part XVIII
Other reasons for visiting
Poetry scam(s), Part XVII
Poetry scam(s), Part XVI
Poetry scam(s), Part XV
Poetry scam(s), Part XIV
Poetry scam(s), Part XIII
Pointless
Poetry scam(s), Part XII
Private rules
Poetry scam(s), Part XI
Poetry scam(s), Part X
Requirements
Poetry scam(s), Part IX
Music maestro
Poetry scam(s), Part VIII
War victims...
Poetry scam(s), Part VII
Poetry scam(s), Part VI
Poetry scam(s), Part V
Poetry scam(s), Part IV
Bowling for Columbine
Poetry scam(s), Part III
Poetry scam(s), Part II
Back to the future
Crusade
Poetry scam(s), Part I
Mobile telephone unit
Compensation for life
Policy
Pim Fortuyn
Married
Sing sing-a-song
Law of gravity vs.
Murphy's Law
WAAAAAAAAAAAsabi!
Flight of our lives
Matter of priorities
Cultural difference
Dangerous visitor
Driving skills
3rd party activities
Well-trained
Stop: Police
Clean?
Criminal look
Bearsnack
MOOOOOOO...
!&#$%! !&%#.&W.#!!!
Do your job!
DRUPA 1995
Spit
Bon appetit
Candid
Reward for a good effort
Spread 'em!
Punch-line
Down, boy, DOWN!!
Nerves!
Smartass
Ghost in the door
Crack!
My own personal prison
Roadrunner
A U W I E P A U W I E !!!
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Poems and short stories © by Arno and Anna unless differently stated (Disclaimer).
May 2003
Just for fun I checked my account at poetry.com this morning. I put the poem that was under the mysteriously disappeared name Ape Staartje now under Pietje Puk and guess what?
My poem is currently being considered for inclusion in their hardbound anthology series and is therefore unavailable for editing at this time. This process takes about one week. Their review of my poem is for poetic quality and to determine if it will add to the value of the publication. If I have additional edits to make, please try again in a few days.
And this message is ONE day after I posted it there.
I am now VERY curious if also my alias Pietje Puk mysteriously will disappear after that "about one week".
And there's something else. Something disturbing...
Today I went to one of Finland's biggest bookstores, armed with two of the ISBN numbers of the anthologies that ILP had published. One of the numbers was the number of the book that I have at home here as the reminder of my stupidity; it was published under the name "A Passionate Sky".
I had them check in the international database of registered ISBN numbers and you probably guessed already: there wasn't such a number in the database. Neither of the two numbers that I gave them to check was found in the search.
The only thing that they found was the name of the second anthology I gave the title of: "Patterns of Life". There were something like five hardbound anthologies by that title, but none had the matching ISBN number, nor a name of a publisher to my knowledge related to ILP or poetry.com.
Since the anthology I have was actually printed, and since it is definitely a crime to put an ISBN number there that is not registered, I assume that they did register a number. It is however not tracable by any recognised bookstore or available in any bookstore.
So you can ONLY purchase the anthologies through poetry.com. That must definitely be to keep the insane prices in their own hands...
TO BE CONTINUED!
Continue with Poetry scam(s), Part VIII.

